{"product_id":"viking-plush-gonk","title":"Viking Plush Gonk!","description":"\u003ch2\u003eViking Plush Gonk — Beardy, Brave \u0026amp; Slightly Bonkers\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the fluffiest warrior to ever raid a windowsill. Our Viking Plush Gonk is available in three noble sizes, each with its own unique armour and horned helmet (which, yes, we know Vikings probably didn't wear — but try telling him that).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted with soft fabrics, faux fur, and an unreasonably majestic beard, this plush Norse hero is part teddy, part décor, part tiny berserker. Whether you're gifting, collecting, or just need a small Viking to silently judge your enemies, this little legend is up to the task.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHe's Got\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA helmet with runic flair (for style and soft-impact headbutts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFaux leather accessories fit for Odin's shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA battle axe made of felt and dreams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA personality somewhere between grumpy uncle and proud barbarian\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eChoose Your Gonk\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmall — Antlered\u003c\/strong\u003e £17\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMedium — Black Armour\u003c\/strong\u003e £21\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLarge — Horned\u003c\/strong\u003e £26\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause your shelf deserves a fearless plush guardian. Because your cat needs a nemesis. Or maybe you just like facial hair and felt — no judgement.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's soft. He's serious. He's slightly confused. Get your Viking Gonk before he sets sail elsewhere. 🤗⚔️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bushman Survival","offers":[{"title":"Small - Antlered","offer_id":55583776309627,"sku":"BMS251","price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium- Black Armour","offer_id":55583776342395,"sku":"BMS252","price":21.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large - Horned","offer_id":55583776375163,"sku":"BMS097","price":26.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0561\/1146\/4638\/files\/viking-plush-gonkdungeons-and-dragonsbushman-survival-8003018.jpg?v=1751649306","url":"https:\/\/bushmansurvival.com\/products\/viking-plush-gonk","provider":"Bushman Survival","version":"1.0","type":"link"}