Viking Plush Gonk!

Viking Plush Gonk — Beardy, Brave & Slightly Bonkers

Meet the fluffiest warrior to ever raid a windowsill. Our Viking Plush Gonk is available in three noble sizes, each with its own unique armour and horned helmet (which, yes, we know Vikings probably didn't wear — but try telling him that).

Crafted with soft fabrics, faux fur, and an unreasonably majestic beard, this plush Norse hero is part teddy, part décor, part tiny berserker. Whether you're gifting, collecting, or just need a small Viking to silently judge your enemies, this little legend is up to the task.

He's Got

• A helmet with runic flair (for style and soft-impact headbutts)
• Faux leather accessories fit for Odin's shelf
• A battle axe made of felt and dreams
• A personality somewhere between grumpy uncle and proud barbarian

Choose Your Gonk

• Small — Antlered £17
• Medium — Black Armour £21
• Large — Horned £26

Because your shelf deserves a fearless plush guardian. Because your cat needs a nemesis. Or maybe you just like facial hair and felt — no judgement.

He's soft. He's serious. He's slightly confused. Get your Viking Gonk before he sets sail elsewhere. 🤗⚔️